Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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