the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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