let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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