we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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