If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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