You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize