She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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