Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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