I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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