How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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