I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I skipped work to stalk him.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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