the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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