What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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