Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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