Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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