But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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