PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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