no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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