She's JV to your varsity
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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