I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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