thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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