Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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