My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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