i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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