We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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