in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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