They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
