brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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