living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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