what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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