i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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