we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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