Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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