...so i touched it.
so let's talk penis.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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