in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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