Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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