How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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