the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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