I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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