somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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