my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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