how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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