OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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