Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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