my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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