Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
