So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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