Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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