I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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