singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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