I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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