I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Fuck appropriateness.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
