Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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