the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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